HOW IT ALL BEGAN
When I was 13, I bought my first herbal product.
It wasn’t for breast growth, mind you. I had other issues I was dealing with. You see, I
wasn’t developing quite like other girls.
While girls who had been chopstick-figured the previous year were starting to fill in bras and
show off their indenting waistlines, I was just…round.
There were curves in there somewhere – if you could find them beneath my rolls of cheese-andbacon-lovin’ fat.
Desperate to lose weight, I saved up around $20 – a small fortune for an unemployed teen –
managed to get a money order and sent away for my fat-melting cure.
It didn’t work.